Here are some things you can say to annoying relatives this holiday season.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
-“Are you asking me if I’m getting my vagina stuffed?” :D :D hahaha
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if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.
except don’t let people yell at you because they’ve had a bad day, it’s not your fault, even if it’s your mom and don’t blame yourself for wanting and believing in something good. just sayin’.
Nelson Mandela you were an inspiration to all, may you rest in peace you beautiful soul. #rip #nelsonmandela